Aphorisms by the Donkey

Shari’ah: democracy is the servant of human rights
No Shari’ah: human rights is the servant of democracy

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. But puns come pretty damn close

If religion is the opiate of the masses, then atheism is the crystal meth of the disaffected bourgeois romantics

Unbelief is worse than nonbelief. Disbelief is worse than unbelief.

An atheist is a third of the way towards becoming Muslim

Pity: repression by the well-intentioned

In love with a woman one has never met: any less stupid than one’s passion for Him?

Forgiveness bought by a ransom is not forgiveness at all

A wise monk once told me of the unreality of the world. I kicked him in the balls.